My mother and I were changing the words to Adele's 'Someone Like You' at the grocery store.
- Mom: Kristie, what soda do you want, Pepsi?
- Me: Yeah... Wait. NEVER MIND I WANT SOME MOUNTAIINN DEWWW.
- *few minutes later*
- Me: Ma, which vegetable do you want?
- Mom: I WANT NOTHING BUT THE BEST BROCCOLI TOOOOOOO.
- *few minutes later*
- Mom: Hey, get out the list.
- Me: why... So we DON'T FORGET MEAT, I BEG
- Mom: I'LL REMEMBER CAUSE YOU SAID
- Me: SOMETIMES WE GROCERY SHOP AND SOMETIMES WE EAT OUT INSTEAD
- Mom: *pretends to sob*
- February 29 2012 | 29573 Notes - Read More →
